Pirates of the Platte
why are pirates pirates?
because they arrrrrgh
we's just a bunch of people (piratey people) and we were somehow trapped along with our ship in the platte f*king river, which is convienient because we're based out of the ivory tower... We're also true neutral (if I don't survive, tell my wife I said hello....) and all that good stuff and if you have questions you can contact the goose...
1st Order of the Flame, given by Sheriff Raion no Raku, April 29 2007